August 5, 2023

identitty-dickruption:

identitty-dickruption:

identitty-dickruption:

there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking

actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month

I made this post when I was Not Sober, so now that I am, I also want to say. this post is also (and particularly) for people who use a sex swing for disability reasons, people who lose stamina very quickly, people who have gotten painful sex injuries, people whose bodies do “gross” things during sex, people who have had shutdowns, meltdowns, or flashbacks during sex and have had to stop, and ESPECIALLY people who keep getting desexualised but fuck anyway. when I said “people who fuck different” I really really meant it

any disabled person who wants to fuck deserves to have a damn good fuck!! this month and every month

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August 3, 2023

scarysigns:

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August 3, 2023

huffylemon:

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users

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August 3, 2023

corrach:

cryptotheism:

Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal

they would go fucking crazy. they’d have like. hickory smoked leviathan sausage

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August 3, 2023

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

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August 3, 2023

brassyasssassafrasaphone:

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

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August 2, 2023

lunar-goodness:

Absolutely no one:

Kayog Voln: what if I got these two complete strangers married???

July 29, 2023

starplatinumnun:

can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

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July 29, 2023

will-falling-fell:

froodette:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolatenotsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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You know what to do boys

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July 27, 2023

simcrush:

mexicanjesuschrist:

goldenicarus:

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

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SHJAHAGSUJAKA

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July 26, 2023

t4tlambert:

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st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet

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July 26, 2023

uncanny-tranny:

The weirdest double standard is trans people can only ever “identify as” and cis people just “are,” and the more time goes on and people start realizing this, I hope this will change

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July 22, 2023

sp-eedysp-special:

alexseanchai:

shanastoryteller:

is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

This buttery, chamomile tea-scented loaf is a sweet pop symphony, the Abba of cakes. A pot of flowery, just-brewed chamomile isn’t required for drinking with slices of this tender loaf but is strongly recommended. In life and in food, you always need balance: A sip or two of the grassy, herbal tea between bites of this cake counters the sweetness, as do freeze-dried strawberries, which lend tartness and a naturally pink hue to the lemony glaze. This everyday loaf will keep on the counter for 3 to 4 days; be sure the cut side is always well wrapped.

Ingredients
Yield: One 9-inch loaf

½ cup/115 grams unsalted butter
2 tablespoons/6 grams chamomile tea (from 4 to 6 tea bags), crushed fine if coarse
1 cup/240 milliliters whole milk
Nonstick cooking spray
1 cup/200 grams granulated sugar
½ teaspoon coarse kosher salt
2 large eggs
1 large lemon
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1½ cups/192 grams all-purpose flour
1 cup/124 grams confectioners’ sugar
½ cup/8 grams freeze-dried strawberries

Preparation

Step 1

In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon chamomile to a large mixing bowl. Pour the hot melted butter over the chamomile and stir. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour.
Step 2

Use the same saucepan (without washing it out) to bring the milk to a simmer over medium-high heat, keeping watch so it doesn’t boil over. Remove from the heat, and stir the remaining 1 tablespoon chamomile into the hot milk. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour.
Step 3

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 9-by-5-inch loaf pan with the nonstick cooking spray and line with parchment paper so the long sides of the pan have a couple of inches of overhang to make lifting the finished cake out easier.
Step 4

Add the sugar and salt to the bowl with the butter, and whisk until smooth and thick, about 1 minute. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, vigorously whisking to combine after each addition. Zest the lemon into the bowl; add the baking powder and vanilla, and whisk until incorporated. Add the flour and stream in the milk mixture while whisking continuously until no streaks of flour remain.
Step 5

Transfer the batter to the prepared pan and bake until a skewer or cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean (a few crumbs are OK, but you should see no wet batter), 40 to 45 minutes. Cool in the pan on a rack for 30 minutes.
Step 6

While the cake cools, make the icing: Into a medium bowl, squeeze 2 tablespoons juice from the zested lemon, then add the confectioners’ sugar. Place the dehydrated strawberries in a fine-mesh sieve set over the bowl and, using your fingers, crush the brittle berries and press the red-pink powder through the sieve and into the sugar. (The more you do this, the redder your icing will be.) Whisk until smooth.
Step 7

If needed, run a knife along the edges of the cake to release it from the pan. Holding the 2 sides of overhanging parchment, lift the cake out and place it on a plate, cake stand or cutting board. Discard the parchment. Pour the icing over the cake, using a spoon to push the icing to the edges of the cake to encourage the icing to drip down the sides dramatically. Cool the cake completely and let the icing set.

We out here torrenting recipes now? Reblog

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July 22, 2023

victoriansecret:

beggars-opera:

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So I heard you wanted to learn some gay slang from the 18th century

You missed my personal favourite.

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